Yeah, I’ve been so crazy busy lately that I can hardly find the time to view a whole movie, let alone review one. But I did manage to return to the vineyards of 366 Weird Movies to become one of the first web authors to review Let My Puppets Come (1976), a puppet porno-comedy.
Now you’re probably thinking it was a parody of The Muppet Show? Nope, Kermit and his pals debuted after this movie’s release! Or perchance you expect it to be a rehash of ground already well-trod in Peter Jackson’s Meet the Feebles? Nay, this was 13 years before Feebles saw light of day! Seeing how it was so far ahead of its time, it’s doubly disappointing how tame it is.
Anyway, puppet porn. If that’s your bag, enjoy!
I can’t really call that a post, can I? I have to ask, “Is puppet porn the most outrageous thing I’ve ever reviewed?” If it isn’t, then just where *IS* the bottom and how do I know when I’ve reached it? Some also-rans:
- She (1984) – post-apocalyptic madness
- Hard Nipple Ticket To Hawaii (1987) – Full of boobies and stupid, close contender.
- Against the Clock (2019) – Spastic abortion of what would have been a movie, more like a screensaver.
- The Manitou (1978) – Tony Curtis, ha ha, as a psychic, hee hee, doing magic war with an Indian medicine man to save his girlfriend, har har, in an Exorcist ripoff, hyuk hyuk stop I can’t take it anymore!
That’s just from recent memory, like the past year or so. I do this way too much! I have even sat through North (1994) voluntarily, twice, the one where Roger Ebert popped a gasket and yelled at it. I am one hopelessly sick little cowpoke.
