{"id":91,"date":"2018-11-30T14:05:19","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T20:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/?p=91"},"modified":"2019-11-14T06:25:08","modified_gmt":"2019-11-14T12:25:08","slug":"that-time-my-pan-review-got-quoted-on-a-movie-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/30\/that-time-my-pan-review-got-quoted-on-a-movie-poster\/","title":{"rendered":"That Time My Pan Review Got Quoted On A Movie Poster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s scary how fame works. You can strive for it all your life and die forgotten. Or you can live in the Information Age, when you get suddenly famous at a moment when your guard was at its lowest. Here&#8217;s to all the people out there who are frantically grappling with a problem and looking to others for help, but all they see are people pointing phones at them.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been writing for years and years at <a href=\"http:\/\/366weirdmovies.com\/author\/pete-trbovich\/\">366WeirdMovies.com<\/a>, where I do movie reviews and the occasional essay. <em>366 Weird Movies<\/em> is not your ordinary movie blog; it&#8217;s a project to list the 366 <em>weirdest<\/em> movies ever made &#8211; not necessarily the <em>best<\/em> weird movies, although they strive to recognize quality where they can, but the weirdest. It&#8217;s a vaporous task, but Greg, the guy who runs the place, is a peach to work with and crackling with geeky movie enthusiasm like any of us.<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5836862752242507\" data-ad-slot=\"5207743857\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>When I review a movie there, I base my opinions mostly on whether a movie qualifies as weird. For those of you asking &#8220;How do you even quantify such a thing?&#8221; &#8211; you&#8217;re absolutely right, that is difficult to do objectively, which is why <a href=\"https:\/\/366weirdmovies.com\/what-makes-a-weird-movie-weird\/\">I analyzed the problem in this gritty little article there<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-94 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/god_inside_my_ear_poster-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/god_inside_my_ear_poster-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/god_inside_my_ear_poster.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 85vw, 236px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ANYWAY, to our point, one movie that fell in my lap to review was a film festival cookie called <em>The God Inside My Ear<\/em>. Long story short, I panned it, and also said it doesn&#8217;t qualify as weird because I found it too derivative of other weird movies, and because it didn&#8217;t seem to have much to say on its own. Maybe I&#8217;m full of hooey, alright? That&#8217;s the review game, you gotta call &#8217;em as you see &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have given another thought to it if my review hadn&#8217;t risen from the grave to shamble after me rattling its bones months later&#8230; when <a href=\"https:\/\/366weirdmovies.com\/weird-horizon-for-the-week-of-11-16-2018\/\">the &#8220;Weird Horizon&#8221; weekly post shared the film poster<\/a> for the movie&#8217;s official release, plastered in review quotes, and what to my horrified eyes should appear but:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Loses one IQ point per minute of runtime until its brain-dead ending&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;yes, that does happen to be one of the phrases that pitter-pattered through my Jello brain, I recall. Note, <em>366 Weird<\/em> doesn&#8217;t get quoted that often, they&#8217;re the strange exit off the festival circuit turnpike nobody takes unless they&#8217;re direly lost. But apparently somebody between the makers and the marketing department decided to take the Tommy Wiseau route and revel in the bad press.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Beats me! I did find a couple good things to say about the movie, the visuals were alright, that sort of thing. I&#8217;ve seen much, much worse, I thought I had made clear.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that was where I popped up this time. Sheesh, of all the times to get quoted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s scary how fame works. You can strive for it all your life and die forgotten. Or you can live in the Information Age, when you get suddenly famous at a moment when your guard was at its lowest. 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