{"id":829,"date":"2020-05-29T15:20:11","date_gmt":"2020-05-29T21:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/?p=829"},"modified":"2020-05-29T15:23:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-29T21:23:00","slug":"bulletin-from-the-trenches-what-have-i-done-for-you-lately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2020\/05\/29\/bulletin-from-the-trenches-what-have-i-done-for-you-lately\/","title":{"rendered":"Bulletin From the Trenches : What Have I Done For You Lately?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back with another update from Penguin Pete, that blur you might have seen sprinting around trying to catch up on all his projects. I&#8217;m so busy blogging that I don&#8217;t have time to blog about my blogs.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Cannabis Culture &#8211; The Fake Cart Wars continue!<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong>First, <a href=\"https:\/\/dabconnection.com\/reviews\/cartridges\/fake-sherbinski\/\">Sherbinski<\/a>,<\/strong> a counterfeited real brand with a history so disgusting that this time I&#8217;m rooting for the bootleggers. The guy who founded this boutique brand is a clueless, Narcissistic, spoiled infant who insists that he invented the universe with his stupid orange vape cartridge packaging, and teamed up with Post Malone for a promotional deal. Don&#8217;t know who Post Malone is? Lucky you. But just imagine if you compiled a worldwide database of every child porn collector and had a computer AI form a composite from all the mugshots. Ready? Here it is:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-830\" src=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Post_Malone.jpg\" alt=\"Yuck!\" width=\"220\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Post_Malone.jpg 220w, https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Post_Malone-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 85vw, 220px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, <a href=\"https:\/\/dabconnection.com\/reviews\/cartridges\/big-chief-extracts-more-drama-more-mystery\/\">I revisited Big Chief Extracts<\/a><\/strong>, one of three street black market brands which manages to generate drama every single week. The other two are Muha Meds and Lion&#8217;s Breath. Big Chief recently:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0maybe got raided by the cops<\/li>\n<li>issued not one, not two, but three false Bureau of Cannabis Control license numbers<\/li>\n<li>has tried to implement a fake verification system for its fake product, already so hacked that a second, separate web domain copies the verification system<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There&#8217;s about twenty parties all claiming to own this ghost brand. Crooks stealing from crooks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, I reported on <a href=\"https:\/\/dabconnection.com\/culture\/black-market-carts-health-effects\/\">the spike in reported sickness triggered by vaping boof black market carts<\/a>.<\/strong> This got scary fast! After months of a hiatus, we&#8217;re seeing the return of reports of people coughing up blood, having heart and blood pressure skyrocket, and other medical emergencies after puffing on a bootleg THC cart. My guess is that the street dealers figure everybody is paying attention to COVID-19 now, so they assume a few more dead kids found with a vape in their hand won&#8217;t make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, we live in <em>that<\/em> world.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>On the less tragic side of the news: geeky stuff!<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong>At Geeky Domain, <a href=\"https:\/\/geekydomain.com\/panty-stocking-with-garterbelt-the-kind-of-anime-your-mother-thinks-you-watch\/\">I explored <em>Panty &amp; Stocking with Garterbelt<\/em><\/a><\/strong>, and anime sure to blow your mind if you&#8217;re just discovering it and sure to disgust you after you&#8217;ve known about it for about 15 minutes or so. But I use it for an academic lesson in animated culture. Stay for the surprise history lessons with guest stars Betty Boop and Charlie Brown!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/geekydomain.com\/terraria-an-unexpected-update\/\">Explored the new <em>Terraria<\/em> update, 1.4.0.1.<\/a><\/strong> Sweet little game, still one of my favorites, and I&#8217;m still playing through the thing with all the new stuff it&#8217;s added.<\/p>\n<p>Out of the clear blue, it dawned on me that there was one movie which I had NEVER talked about in over 20 years of blogging with much of that time writing about movies. It&#8217;s my favorite movie of all time, and a particularly timely dystopian comedy for our present time. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/geekydomain.com\/brazil-1985-the-perfect-dystopian-sci-fi-movie\/\">Meet <em>Brazil<\/em><\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Also, I really got into <em>Cookie Clicker<\/em><\/strong>, the original idle browser game. So <a href=\"https:\/\/geekydomain.com\/cookie-clicker-advanced-endgame-overview\/\">here&#8217;s a late-game strategy guide<\/a> to go with the earlier overview I wrote, linked there.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Sir Not Appearing In This Film<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-831\" src=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.jpg\" alt=\"Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film\" width=\"340\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.jpg 340w, https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 85vw, 340px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is here to remind you that over 50% of my income comes from ghost-writing, which I can&#8217;t link to nor claim ownership of at all! So there&#8217;s automatically twice as much going on as what you see me carrying.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Obligatory 366 Weird Movie review<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/366weirdmovies.com\/capsule-spookies-1986\/\"><em>Spookies<\/em> (1986) :<\/a><\/strong> Monsters, monsters, and more monsters! That&#8217;s what <em>Spookies<\/em> promises and that&#8217;s what <em>Spookies<\/em> delivers! Who needs acting when you have MONSTERS? Who needs writing when you have MONSTERS! Who needs a plot when you have MOAR MONSTERS!!! Not <em>Spookies<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Til next time, keep the words, chilly birds!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back with another update from Penguin Pete, that blur you might have seen sprinting around trying to catch up on all his projects. I&#8217;m so busy blogging that I don&#8217;t have time to blog about my blogs. Cannabis Culture &#8211; The Fake Cart Wars continue! First, Sherbinski, a counterfeited real brand with a history &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2020\/05\/29\/bulletin-from-the-trenches-what-have-i-done-for-you-lately\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bulletin From the Trenches : What Have I Done For You Lately?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":832,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,55,4,25],"tags":[62,60,23,54,30,15,9,49,31],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-controversy","category-gaming","category-main","category-movies","tag-cannabis","tag-culture","tag-games","tag-horror","tag-lists","tag-movies","tag-people","tag-reviews","tag-tv"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bulletin From the Trenches : What Have I Done For You Lately? - Penguin Pete&#039;s Greatest Hits<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A post about pot, Post Malone, Panty &amp; Stocking, Brazil, cookies, and monsters. 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