{"id":562,"date":"2019-12-24T16:55:31","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T22:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/?p=562"},"modified":"2020-03-24T14:24:47","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T20:24:47","slug":"for-your-christmas-catching-up-the-impeachment-of-donald-j-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2019\/12\/24\/for-your-christmas-catching-up-the-impeachment-of-donald-j-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"For your Christmas catching-up: The Impeachment of Donald J. Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here it is Christmas Eve, and I’ve JUST NOW shoveled my way out from under my workload to pay attention to my own site for a change.<\/p>\n

I know most of you want to think about this like you need a hole in your mistletoe, but I promise it’s funny and enlightening. The Impeachment of Donald J. Trump<\/a> examines where we are, how we got here, where we might be going, and – are you sitting down for this? It actually explains things so they make *some*<\/em> sense!<\/p>\n

It’s a defining Christmas for the Trumpster. Lots of soul-searching is due (though we may be sure none will be undertaken). If ghosts of Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and John McCain visited him tonight, that would be most fitting.<\/p>\n

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Here it is Christmas Eve, and I’ve JUST NOW shoveled my way out from under my workload to pay attention to my own site for a change. I know most of you want to think about this like you need a hole in your mistletoe, but I promise it’s funny and enlightening. The Impeachment of … Continue reading “For your Christmas catching-up: The Impeachment of Donald J. 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