{"id":428,"date":"2019-07-22T15:50:55","date_gmt":"2019-07-22T21:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/?p=428"},"modified":"2020-03-24T15:27:28","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T21:27:28","slug":"new-at-123ish-items-of-devotion-for-alternative-religion-join-my-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/22\/new-at-123ish-items-of-devotion-for-alternative-religion-join-my-cult\/","title":{"rendered":"New at 123ish: Items of Devotion for Alternative Religion + Join My Cult!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this was a weird experimental post based on my starting an argument in which I held the position that you can make an Amazon product list out of <em>anything<\/em>. &#8220;Anything?&#8221; they said. &#8220;Anything, just pick something,&#8221; I said. So they said &#8220;something for the spiritual category.&#8221; And then I was naming the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bob J.R. Dobbs and they went &#8220;Wait a minute, maybe this isn&#8217;t such a good idea.&#8221; But I said &#8220;Too late! Things have been set in motion which cannot be undone!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how we got a list of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.123ish.com\/en\/entries\/1774-best-devotional-items-for-alternative-religions\">Best Devotional Items For Alternative Religions<\/a>. With a bonus section where I introduce my own alternative religion: the Cult of the Temponaut! I hope one day to have my cult grow to a world-wide viral phenomenon, just like all the wacky cults we deal with already. I mean, mine is mostly benevolent and nobody can get hurt in it, right? Ah well, we&#8217;ll find out, omelets and eggs.<\/p>\n<p>Just remember, <a href=\"https:\/\/phys.org\/news\/2019-03-physicists-reverse-quantum.html\">physicists have reversed time already using a quantum computer<\/a>. That&#8217;s how you get Temponauts! 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