{"id":1036,"date":"2020-10-19T11:36:22","date_gmt":"2020-10-19T17:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2020-10-24T11:57:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-24T17:57:48","slug":"now-my-other-gigs-are-infected-with-occult-influence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penguinpetes.com\/wordpress\/2020\/10\/19\/now-my-other-gigs-are-infected-with-occult-influence\/","title":{"rendered":"Now My Other Gigs Are Infected With Occult Influence"},"content":{"rendered":"

You could say the same for every day of the cursed year of 2020, but my timeline seems to have been particularly dark since reviewing – and being bit by – Cultist Simulator<\/em><\/a>. It was indeed a fit spooky choice for October, which dragged me through the month as I’ve tried to keep up my horror viewing in the middle of everything else.<\/p>\n

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Is Ignite Cannabis Co. trying to tell us something?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

At my stoner DabConnection gig, we’ve become the freelance police of the cannabis industry busting fake brands of THC vape cartridges left and right. But this time I got interested in a real brand managed by an Instagram influencer Dan Bilzerian<\/a>, though “real” and “managed” are both up for debate. The brand has raised millions in investor funding and squandered millions more with Bilzerian apparently going through the most hysterical public midlife-crisis ever. We’re talking $50 million in 2019 alone!<\/p>\n

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What has me tripping hooves is the goat motif. A goat head is the logo for his company, it’s on all his brands, one of his THC cart varieties is just labeled “goat” for the flavor, and there are paintings of goats on the walls of his mansion as well as photos of him dragging a goat to bed.<\/p>\n

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Hence my new nickname for him, “Goat-Man.” Note there on the Instagram post in question<\/a>, one visitor comments:<\/p>\n

> “I’m sure you get more pleasure from that in your bed than the females you ‘say’ you screw.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sick BURRRRRN! That’s talking about the way this dude blows piles of money having himself photographed buried under piles of nude porn stars. There are dozens<\/em> of these photo ops! It’s like if he has enough pictures of himself in an oily pit of women, he’s convince us all that he is a stud. Which isn’t relevant to what the public really wants to know, as opposed to “how is this company with tens of millions of dollars from investors being run?”<\/p>\n