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10 Signs you've been using Firefox too long...

Date/Time Permalink: 01/08/07 09:27:41 pm
Category: Humor

1. You sit right next to a window but you still just look at your ForecastFox icon to see what it's like outside.

2. You fumble with the TV remote for a minute before remembering that you can't open another channel in a new tab.

3. Everybody else says "Google it" now, but in addition you can also Yahoo it, Wiki it, and eBay it.

4. Your sole measure of a celebrity's popularity is whether they appear on Stumble-Upon.

5. You have to think hard to remember what a pop-up or a banner ad looks like.

6. You think Debian should have backed down on the whole Iceweasel thing.

7. Your distaste for Internet Explorer has branched into an irrational phobia of the letter 'e'.

8. You message your spouse through ChatZilla to find out what's for dinner instead of just going upstairs.

9. A web page without CSS looks naked to you.

10. Your spelling used to be terrible until version 2.0 came out.

Bonus buck: Eehh, you want some more blogs to read, Doc?

UPDATE: 1/9/07 Sorry, Digg users! My server went down under the load. To explain: even if I'm nowhere near my bandwidth limit, if my site's server pegs the CPU higher than 25% at any random time - even for a few minutes - my host closes it. Which happens in an extreme case of the Digg effect when a link rises too high too quickly. I've gotten to the front page of Digg, Reddit, and Del.ico.ous all at the same time before and not had a problem.

I'll take down the referrer block after the Digg link drops down the list... and look into more efficient solutions for next time.

*Sheesh, and I thought I'd post a top-ten one just for fun! Boy, that'll teach me!

NOTE: I only delete commercial spam. And it's astounding how much I've had to throw out of this thread. I replaced the captcha pack just the other day, so I know it isn't bots.

34 feedbacks

Comments:

Comment from: FireFox User [Visitor]
"Your spelling used to be terrible until version 2.0 came out."

Ain't That the Truth!
Comment from: M [Visitor] · http://musingsonamac.com/blog/
Yeah it's amazing how much better the speeling got in my blog posts after v2 Beta came out, can't imagine why.
Comment from: Ross [Visitor]
thats great "speeling"!
Comment from: Change TV Channels with firefox [Visitor] · http://www.freetube.us.tc
lol my spelling got worse after v2.0, now we depend on spell check to correct it for us
Comment from: Serra [Visitor] · http://fuh-q.com
Aaaah I love these! Too funny and true!
Comment from: andrew [Visitor] · http://andrew.org
I'd say "you hopelessly waste miles of mouse traveling heading east to close tabs, only to find a strange down-pointing arrow there, then remember they put the close button into each tab", but I realize that this better go into a "10 Signs you've been using Firefox 1 too long"...
Comment from: Mr Pie [Visitor]
Sorry - but it's contantly hitting CTRL T for a new window.... in Word, Outlook, etc...

Comment from: sao sang mo [Visitor] · http://huongtinhyeu.net
9. A web page without CSS looks naked to you.

>> I usually turn off pictures when I surf web, :) my network is very slow!
Comment from: Richard Klein [Visitor]
As a developer of Forecastfox, I'm proud to take the number one spot.
Comment from: Paul [Visitor]
You try to control other programs using mouse gestures.
Comment from: schizo [Visitor]
I consistently click "/" and then type the word I'm looking for... IN OTHER APPLICATIONS.
Comment from: Penguin Pete [Member] · http://www.penguinpetes.com/
@ sao sang mo

Sorry to inconvenience you with the captcha, then.

I do intend to come up with a method to dual-generate sound files to go with the images. It's on my TODO list.
Comment from: Militantplatypus [Visitor] · http://www.militantplatypus.com/blog
I find myself holding the right mouse button down and moving left in explorer windows a lot.
Comment from: Bogg [Visitor]
11. You suck a lot more cock.
Comment from: Steve [Visitor] · http://steve-parker.org/
Just to reiterate what has been said by previous posters about / for search and ^T for new tabs, and add the irony that I came here via StumbleUpon (#4)
Comment from: ryan Funduk [Visitor]
andrew should try cmd-w (or ctrl-w for the handicapped)
Comment from: Calvin Gilbert [Visitor] · http://www.designsbycalvin.com
Great List!
Comment from: Stu [Visitor] · http://paralleldivergence.com
If you have been using Firefox too long, you may want to read this:

"Watch out Firefox - Here Comes Maxthon!"

http://paralleldivergence.com/2007/01/11/watch-out-firefox-here-comes-maxthon/
Comment from: zadar [Visitor] · http://www.infozadar.net
"You fumble with the TV remote for a minute before remembering that you can't open another channel in a new tab."
lol
Comment from: Just Passing by [Visitor]
Every time I work on someones PC I school them on Firefox and then I download it for them before I start working on there machine.I've got it bad. and yea I hate the letter "E" on a desktop.
Comment from: Penguin Pete [Member] · http://www.penguinpetes.com/
@ Stu

I've actually heard of Maxthon. Unfortunately, it only runs on Windows, and is proprietary licensed, so that wipes it from consideration as far as my site goes...
Comment from: mjh [Visitor] · http://www.njcpu.com
So why cant I opn a tab on my TV?

I Avoid-d that bad l-tt-r too
:)
Comment from: just-me [Visitor] · http://just-me@stumbleupon.com
duh. I'm _some_ operating systems / and then typing in other applications does find stuff.
Comment from: JeanJean [Visitor]
That simply sux.
Some people having too much time on their hand...
Comment from: Sreejith [Visitor] · http://webmaster-dome.com
Spelling error detection is one of the most useful and powerful options in firefox. It really helps me when I write posts for my blog. It helps me eradicate typos upto 95%. No kidding !!
Comment from: depi [Visitor] · http://www.depi.sk
Woow what a great list. You must be really Firefox addicted, just kidding :)

I couldn't find any contact to you so I'm writing it here. I would like to translate this article to Slovak and publish it on my blog, could I?

P.S. You have a deserving place in my RSS reader :)
Comment from: Penguin Pete [Member] · http://www.penguinpetes.com/
"publish it on my blog, could I?"

I guess you'd better, since I don't know Slovak myself...
Comment from: Christopher Garlington [Visitor] · HTTP://deathbykids.blogspot.com
I catch myself trying to DVR the radio all the time but I've never tried to CNTRL-T the tv.
Comment from: Wokka [Visitor]
Maxthon also runs on the MSIE engine. Therefore, it's not all that. FF 2.0=winnar. I also have an irrational fear of the letter "e" and came here from stumble upon :D
Comment from: Ethana2 [Visitor]
I refuse to use IE. Always. I'm going to put portable FF on my 2 GB thumb drive or something, but I cannot use IE.

17 extensions.

Also, if I accidentally close a tab, it's just, whoops, unclose tab. And when browsing galleries and stuff, I don't have to click at all, thanks to cooliris and my mouse's scroll wheel. "Hey I don't like that picture on this pager here. menu, remove object. There."

Yes, FF is the application I use the most. #1.
Comment from: leetupload [Visitor] · http://leetupload.com
Yeah, the opening up a channel in a new tab was definitely my idea a long time ago, heh. Wouldn't that be amazing?
Comment from: jo [Visitor]
>7. Your distaste for Internet Explorer has branched into an irrational phobia of the letter 'e'.

that phobia went away after discovering the enlightenment desktop environment.
Comment from: Anand [Visitor] · http://techcrunchies.com
You are trying too hard at link-baiting!! ;)
Comment from: tony [Visitor] · http://www.epctv.com
2. You fumble with the TV remote for a minute before remembering that you can't open another channel in a new tab.

aha, funny


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