When I hear the words 'geek culture', I reach for my +6 Dagger of Slay Orc.

Things to do in Emacs when you're bored...

Date/Time Permalink: 03/08/08 02:03:37 pm
Category: Humor

Start a conversation between Eliza and Zippy.

It's easy; just "Meta-X doctor", then for the reply line, hit "Ctrl-U Meta-X yow" and hit return twice. Repeat as necessary and see how long it takes for the conversation to head in some definite direction:

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE
ORCHESTRA... ha.. ha..

Can you elaborate on that?

I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!

Is it because to do special effects that you came to me?

I'm losing my hair..did it go to ATLANTIC CITY??

Why do you say that?

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the
HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

Do you get high often?

I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control...

Earlier you said to do special effects?

Could I have a drug overdose?

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
Or are we suffering in Safeway?

What makes you believe or are you suffering in safeway?

Evidentially, so many people were confused by Zippy that Bill Griffith composed a guide to understanding Zippy. I submit that the explanation is much more easily obtained using my method.

This is the kind of hint that even the Comics Curmudgeon won't give you.

have a very Linux day

Follow me on Twitter for an update every time this blog gets a post.
Stumble it Reddit this share on Facebook

suddenly the moon